Saturday, August 17, 2013

I have firsthand knowledge of this phenomenon

Helen Smith: "BMW owners really are jerks, study finds."

Once or twice a month, a black BMW gets behind me while I'm heading to work, and indicates his impatience even though I'm going ten MPH over the speed limit on a narrow, residential road.  The last time this happened, he passed me on a blind incline in a way that would have killed anybody coming in the other direction.  (Good thing it was 6:30 a.m.).  I eventually caught up with him at the red light by the Mass Pike so all this maneuvering was for naught.

The next time I see [licence plate redacted] I'm going to straddle the center line and drive ten MPG under the speed limit.  This is your new reality, buddy.

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