Helen Smith: "BMW owners really are jerks, study finds."
Once or twice a month, a black BMW gets behind me while I'm heading to work, and indicates his impatience even though I'm going ten MPH over the speed limit on a narrow, residential road. The last time this happened, he passed me on a blind incline in a way that would have killed anybody coming in the other direction. (Good thing it was 6:30 a.m.). I eventually caught up with him at the red light by the Mass Pike so all this maneuvering was for naught.
The next time I see [licence plate redacted] I'm going to straddle the center line and drive ten MPG under the speed limit. This is your new reality, buddy.