Future Supreme Court Justice John Roberts tells Jacko to “Beat It”

Demonstrating remarkable foresight and judgment of character, John Roberts turned away publicity plugs for Michael Jackson at the height of the pop-star’s popularity:

In 1984, Mr. Roberts twice wielded his wit to stop other White House staff members from writing letters for Mr. Reagan lauding Michael Jackson for charitable work.

"I recognize that I am something of a vox clamans in terris in this area, but enough is enough," he wrote in a memorandum in June 1984, using the approximate Latin for "voice crying in the wilderness." He added, "The Office of Presidential Correspondence is not yet an adjunct of Michael Jackson's P.R. firm."

Three months later, Mr. Roberts was batting away a new request. "I hate to sound like one of Mr. Jackson's records, constantly repeating the same refrain, but I recommend that we not approve this letter." He noted that a press report that said some young fans were turning from Mr. Jackson "in favor of a newcomer who goes by the name 'Prince.' "

Heh-heh: “not yet.” I’ve heard a lot of conservatives worrying that Roberts may be “another Souter.” Not a chance. Nobody this funny could be a liberal.