John Hawkins is a Futurama piker!

There, I said it. Anybody who lists his favorite quotes from the show and fails to list a single line by Dr. Zoidberg is simply a fraud. He’s the best crustacean-based TV character ever, bar none.

Dr. Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and let’s have a look at that brain.
[Fry opens his mouth]
Dr. Zoidberg: No, no, not that mouth.
Fry: I only have one.
Dr. Zoidberg: [surprised] Really?
Fry: Uh... is there a human doctor around?
Dr. Zoidberg: Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"!

Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!