Overheard on Futurama last night

[Professor Farnsworth visits a youth rejuvenation resort and his age is turned back from 160 to 53, with unexpected consequences]

Farnsworth: “I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth! Suddenly I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork every three hours! And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks! Now I have to pay them!”

Extra fun: See this debate in the Wall Street Journal on “Social Security Reforms: Necessary or not?” (HT: Instapundit)