Today's humorous headline: "Kerry chides Bush over record high gas prices"
I can only assume that Senator Splunge was criticizing Bush because gas prices aren't nearly high enough:
DEMOCRATIC presidential candidate John Kerry is stepping gingerly away from a proposal he floated several years ago to raise the federal gasoline tax by 50 cents. With average prices at the pump spiking at $1.73 per gallon and President Bush mocking the idea at campaign rallies, Kerry has been quick to note that he never voted for any such tax and upon reflection thinks it is a bad idea.Yes, yes, it's a terrible idea during an election year! Splunge!