Note to John Kerry: Resign your Senate seat

The U.S. Senate reconvenes today and as a resident of Massachusetts, I don’t think I should be forced to pay John Kerry’s Senate salary for the remainder of 2004. Let’s face it: he missed 59% of all the votes in the last session and there’s little hope he’s going to come off the campaign trail to, you know, actually represent the Bay State. He should do what Bob Dole did when he ran for president: resign the seat and allow the people some modicum of representation.

(Did you like that, Dan? “Modicum”? Niiiiiiice.)