Thursday, December 04, 2003

Survivor update

At the risk of royally ticking off the Bitch Girls and some other female readers: the broads on this season of Survivor (with the exception of Sandra) have got to be the biggest dingbats on the planet.

Going back a couple of weeks, there were five women and two men. You're nearing the end of the 36 days on the Pearl Islands. You're getting food at a more regular pace (the rewards are more lavish as the game goes on) so you don't need a Burton or even a Rupert to go fishing everyday. Vote off the two remaining men (Burton and asswipe Jon) and you can go to the finals with an equal chance. Otherwise, there's a good probability the men will win the physical challenges and vote the women off one by one.

Two weeks ago, they vote off Tijuana - now it's 4 women and 2 men.
Tonight they vote off Christa - now it's 3 women and 2 men.
What are they going to do next week? I'll tell you: Lil - who is an absolute disgrace as a woman and a Boy Scout leader - will do whatever Jon says. Utterly clueless.

(Brief flashback to tonight's show: Jon, Lil and Darrah win a reward which includes dinner. Jon orders for the women and, in the confessional, Lil remarks how she likes a man to take charge and order for her. Sad.)

Anyway, next week is the last chance for the women to seize the power, but judging by that prominent nose ring in Lil's nose, I'm guessing that Sandra will be booted off next week. More's the pity.

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