Weasel Clark and the angst of the Democrats

I try to avoid petty name-calling and childish banter on this page, but then I read something like this and I go ballistic:

"If I'd been president, I would have had Osama bin Laden by this time," Clark said at a news conference in Concord, New Hampshire, where he was campaigning for votes in the nation's first primary, January 27.

Geez, what a dick. Clark makes it sound like Bush forgot to pick up the dry cleaning or clean the garage. Why it's so simple, and *I* would have done it by now. With Saddam behind bars and a recovering economy, this is what the Democratic party is reduced to: demanding the capture of somebody whom I'm convinced is a coagulated stain on a cave wall.