Time to play: "Guess the Issue"

President Bush has failed us again - again! - declares Presidential hopeless John Kerry: "When we hear statistics like these and when we know how to turn them around, it is flatly unacceptable and irresponsible for the president of the United States to simply look the other way."

Willful insensivity, cries Senator Icarus! But can you guess the issue?

A.) Raisin Bran puts in "two scoops" of raisins, but they're pretty small raisins.
B.) The Boston Red Sox haven't won a World Series in a long time - no fair!
C.) People are eating less ketchup
D.) Lots of Americans have asthma

Sure, it's not on the top of the list of voter issues, but Kerry needs to find a niche.