Amazing Race update - Who cares?Well, I got a couple of comments and Emails wondering why I haven't done an
Amazing Race All-Stars update. Here's why:
Rob & Amber from Survivor, Survivor All-Stars, and the seventh season of TAR - who have
already won a million dollars in Survivor - are back
yet again. There's not a whit of spontaneity here: every word that tumbles out of Rob's Boston mouth is designed for the television camera only. Somebody on another team said that America is tired of Rob and Amber and he's exactly right.
Uchenna & Joyce - They won a million dollars on TAR7 and now they get
another chance. Why? Among 100 former teams, I guess there were no other couples that deserved a second try.
David & Mary and Charla & Mirna - Easily two of the most annoying teams in the history of the show. They should have given Kris & Jon or Lena & Kristy another roll in the hay (inside joke).
Anyway: here's the 411. Teams started out from Miami and had to go to Ecuador. Find a restaurant and sleep for the night. Leave at staggered times in the morning for some big national park where it's recommended that teams enter through the North Gate. (Foreshadowing!)
At the park, it's the Detour: teams may either search the park for parts of a military uniform or lasso a horse and cut its hooves. Except they don't have to lasso the horse and the local cowboys do all the hard work, so nobody does the uniform search. Some teams, naturally, enter through the South Gate and it takes them an extra hour to get to the task. Kevin & Drew from season one get a flat tire and continue to drive on it anyway, probably figuring that the TAR production staff will pay for the new axle. In the end, the odious Rob & Amber come in first, John Vito & Jill are eliminated and Kevin & Drew just barely make the cut for the next leg.
Extra - If you want a more enthusiastic review, check out
Kris's take. Also, Pat has a
good review for all you TAR fans.