Monday, April 22, 2024

Cannibals ate my uncle

Federalist: "We’re So Sorry, Uncle Bosie: Biden’s Latest Trip Down Dementia Lane Is A Doozy." - "Biden’s whopper about his war hero uncle eaten by cannibals exposes bigger problems than his longtime trouble with the truth." 

2 comments:

Gettysburg, wow. said...

Verbatim quote from 8 days ago:

"Where our Union was saved by the immortal heroes at Gettysburg, Gettysburg, what an unbelievable.

Battle that was, the battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable. I mean, it was so much, and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and. So beautiful in so many different ways. It represented such a big... portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow.

I go to Gettysburg Pennsylvania to look and to watch. And uhh, the statement of Robert E. Lee, who's no longer in favor, did you ever notice that? No longer in favor. “Never fight uphill, me boys. Never fight uphill.” They were fighting uphill and he said, “Wowww.” That was a big mistake, he lost his great general. And, uh, they were fighting. “Never fight uphill, me boys!” but it was too late."


Beginning this September, the above history will be taught in Florida public schools.



Incidentally, Robert E. Lee never said “Never fight uphill, me boys,” let alone “Wowww.” Yet Trump repeatedly told this same stupid story at some of his 2020 MAGA rallies.

Maybe Trump confuses Gettysburg with his difficulties walking down a ramp? “Never walk slightly downhill, me boys. Never walk slightly downhill.”

Anonymous said...

Donald Trump's longtime devotion to the truth continued today.

His verbatim quote from this afternoon:

"Thousands of people were turned away from the Courthouse in Lower Manhattan by steel stanchions and police, literally blocks from the tiny side door from where I enter and leave. It is an armed camp to keep people away. Maggot Hagerman of The Failing New York Times, falsely reported that I was disappointed with the crowds.

...New York Justice is being reduced to ashes, and the World is breathlessly watching. Hopefully, Appellate Courts can save it, and all of the companies that are fleeing to other jurisdictions. They can no longer take a chance on New York Justice!"



Can you spot all six harebrained lies?

Trick question! There are at least nine!