The Biden administration banned children from submitting Easter eggs with religious themes for its 2024 “Celebrating National Guard Families” art contest.The competition, which is part of the White House’s annual Easter Egg Roll, explicitly stipulated that egg designs not feature any “religious symbols” on the Christian holiday.
"No religious themes on Easter Eggs" is peak 2024.
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Because what brings us closer to the resurrection of Christ than a scavenger hunt for painted eggs and candy, organized by someone in a giant rabbit suit?
Joe Biden will be sitting in Mass tomorrow.
Donald Trump will be hawking his $60 snake oil Bibles to pay his legal bills, while comparing himself to Jesus. He's the only president with a church visit that was preceded by tear gas.
I am the LORD your God; you shall not have strange gods before me.
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
Remember to keep holy the LORD’s Day.
Honor your father and mother.
You shall not kill.
You shall not commit adultery.
You shall not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife.
You shall not covet your neighbor’s goods.
Donald Trump, 1 for 10. Very impressive. He hasn't defamed his mom and dad.
"No religious themes on Easter Eggs" is peak 2024.
Voting for Trump is peak Christian values.
And now, the entirely predictable punch line.
The White House rule prohibiting religious symbols at the Easter Egg Roll has been in place for 45 years.
This moronic "affront" has required a conspicuously slow burn.
If you are a "Christ is King" Easter egg, you were not better off four years ago. Or 44 years ago.
Joe Biden's message for Easter, the holiest day in the Christian calendar:
“Jill and I send our warmest wishes to Christians around the world celebrating Easter Sunday. Easter reminds us of the power of hope and the promise of Christ’s Resurrection.
As we gather with loved ones, we remember Jesus’s sacrifice. We pray for one another and cherish the blessing of the dawn of new possibilities.
And with wars and conflict taking a toll on innocent lives around the world, we renew our commitment to work for peace, security, and dignity for all people.
From our family to yours, happy Easter and may God bless you.”
Donald Trump's message for Easter, the holiest day in the Christian calendar:
“HAPPY EASTER TO ALL, INCLUDING CROOKED AND CORRUPT PROSECUTORS AND JUDGES THAT ARE DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO INTERFERE WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2024, AND PUT ME IN PRISON, INCLUDING THOSE MANY PEOPLE THAT I COMPLETELY & TOTALLY DESPISE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO DESTROY AMERICA, A NOW FAILING NATION, LIKE “DERANGED” JACK SMITH, WHO IS EVIL AND “SICK,” MRS. FANI “FAUNI” WADE, WHO SAID SHE HARDLY KNEW THE “SPECIAL” PROSECUTOR, ONLY TO FIND THAT HE SPENT YEARS “LOVING” HER, LONG BEFORE THE GEORGIA PERSECUTION OF PRESIDENT TRUMP BEGAN (AND THEREBY MAKING THE CASE AGAINST ME NULL, VOID, AND ILLEGAL!), AND LAZY ON VIOLENT CRIME ALVIN BRAGG WHO, WITH CROOKED JOE’S DOJ THUGS, UNFAIRLY WORKING IN THE D.A.’s OFFICE, ILLEGALLY INDICTED ME ON A CASE HE NEVER WANTED TO BRING AND VIRTUALLY ALL LEGAL SCHOLARS SAY IS A CASE THAT SHOULD NOT BE BROUGHT, IS BREAKING THE LAW IN DOING SO (POMERANTZ!), WAS TURNED DOWN BY ALL OTHER LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES, AND IS NOT A CRIME. HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!”
Christ is risen.
This evil would rather not have to explain the religious message of the Holiday. It would only confuse their guests.
Ah, the demonic Easter Egg Roll.
Ah, the demonic Easter Egg Roll.
Now there's a comment that sounded better when it compelled you to get out of bed at 12:15 AM than it does in the cold light of day.
Your lame, generic retort does not un-stupid your earlier comment.
And now, the Daily Caller has completely retracted its article that was cited at the top of this thread.
Don't believe it? Just click the "White House Bans..." article link at the top.
“The simple believe anything, but the prudent give thought to their steps.” — Proverbs 14:15
“God has brought me laughter, and everyone who hears about this will laugh with me.”
— Genesis 31:6
“Rejoice in my triumph.”
— Isaiah 13:3
The Daily Caller shalt no longer bear false witness. Shalt you?
You need a vacation. Now you're citing imagined links and articles.
And cut the "Anonymous the Pious" act while you're at it.
“How can you console me with your nonsense? Nothing is left of your answers but falsehood!”
— Job 21:34
“Now reform your ways and your actions“
— Jeremiah 26:13
And since you're too feeble to click a link for yourself...
Daily Caller, The Old Testament:
White House Bans Religious Easter Eggs From Art Contest
Daily Caller, The New Testament:
RETRACTED: White House Bans Religious Easter Eggs From Art Contest
Now go forth and do better. As Proverbs 12:1 teaches us, "Whoever hates correction is stupid."
The utter silence apologizes for the utter wrongness.
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