OMG - make it stop

The future of America.

Extra - Ace: "I swear, I don't want to upset anyone, but you cannot look upon this Generation of Imbeciles and not tremble with fear."

You know, the more I think about this, the more it infuriates me.  As somebody who has given many presentations in my day, you owe it both your cause and your audience to prepare accordingly.  It's clear that Keely's advance preparation for this appearance on national television involved drinking a Red Bull and picking out a Twisty for her hair.

Do you want to know "Keely" why nobody takes this national temper-tantrum seriously?  Because this.