The Secret Service on Saturday launched a security review to learn how a man carrying a knife was able to get inside the front door of the White House Friday night after jumping a fence and sprinting more than 70 yards across the North Lawn — the first time that has ever happened.Conclusion of security review: the Secret Service sucks. Everybody start counterfeiting: nobody's on guard.
Side note: jumping a fence + 70 yards! Unless this was Usain Bolt, this was an embarrassingly long time to respond to an intruder.
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Nobody was expecting Speedy Gonzales.
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