Have you heard my Slurpee joke? - Obama addressed a rally with the last 8,000 people in Ohio who haven't heard the "car in a ditch" speech. The Hill: "Thousands of empty seats for last Dem voter rally by Obama, Biden."

Extra - Good question: "What does it say about this narcissist that he's ostensibly campaigning for others yet has a giant banner promoting himself and his dopey website?" That's because the solution to every problem is "more Obama."