Twin perks

On a less-serious note, here's a story on the - ahem - "enhanced" benefits available to nurses in the Czech Republic:

PRAGUE - When Petra Kalivodova, a 31-year-old nurse, was considering whether to renew her contract at a private health clinic here, the offer of special perks helped clinch the deal: complimentary German lessons, five weeks of vacation, and free liposuction and silicone breast implants.

This is a family blog, so I'm going to end commentary here.