Here are your farms back. No hard feelings. – From the Guardian “Zimbabwe poised to welcome back white farmers”: “In July 2005 Mr Mugabe declared that his land reform policy would be complete only when there was "not a single white on the farms". But a contracting economy, hyperinflation touching 1,100% and food shortages have forced the authorities to allow some interested whites to return.”

Whites who, you know, can run a farm. Famine makes even a guy like Mugabe to do crazy things.