And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold

Fox News: “Chavez Vows to Beat 'Devil' In Upcoming Re-Election Bid”

Also, from the Boston Globe “Venezuela’s Great Divider”: “In the '70s and '80s, American liberals established a legacy of opposing right-wing, authoritarian regimes throughout Latin America. They should not stain that legacy by embracing the authoritarian Chávez simply because he comes from the left and joins them in fighting President Bush.”