I think you have been had...I don't believe that Wash Times would run an article written in this way...caption is too silly enven a pot like BIG JOHN...i'll believe it when I see it on the real site!!
The real story is Game Over, Neuman Endorses Bush. With this endorsement in hand it is safe for Senator Kerry to admit that the campaign is over and face the music. Game over John.
This shocking cyber-ripoff is perhaps a more accurate example of what MAD's been up to in 2004: http://gwbush04.com/v.php?f=jesuswrong
You could also check out the November issue (#447, on sale now, $3.50 CHEAP!). Besides a gaily-colored Alfred for President poster ("Put a NEW idiot in the White House!"), there's an article that gives examples of "How George W. Bush Stacks Up Against the Other 42 U.S. Presidents"-- among others, it turns out GWB's better than Washington, Van Buren, Eisenhower, and Gore, but worse than Madison, Lincoln, Truman, and Clinton. Plus, the issue features a cover article comparing the Bush administration to the characters of Dr. Seuss, like so:
“Your tactics only aid terrorists, for they erode our national unity and diminish our resolve. They give ammunition to America's enemies, and pause to America's friends." --Attorney General John Ashcroft, December 6, 2001
“SILENCE!” The King of the Turtles barked back. “I’m king, and you’re only a turtle named Mack.” You stay in your place while I sit here and rule." --“Yertle the Turtle”
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“You can't distinguish between al-Qaeda and Saddam when you talk about the war on terror. And so it’s a comparison that is-- I can’t make because I can’t distinguish between the two, because they’re both equally as bad.” --President George W. Bush, September 25, 2002
“Whether this one was that one... or that one was this one Or which one was what one... or what one was who.” --“The Sneetches”
Tsk, tsk. Why do those guys at MAD hate America so much?
--Des (Now watch those newsstand sales skyrocket!)
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I think you have been had...I don't believe that Wash Times would run an article written in this way...caption is too silly enven a pot like BIG JOHN...i'll believe it when I see it on the real site!!
The real story is Game Over, Neuman Endorses Bush. With this endorsement in hand it is safe for Senator Kerry to admit that the campaign is over and face the music. Game over John.
This shocking cyber-ripoff is perhaps a more accurate example of what MAD's been up to in 2004:
http://gwbush04.com/v.php?f=jesuswrong
You could also check out the November issue (#447, on sale now, $3.50 CHEAP!). Besides a gaily-colored Alfred for President poster ("Put a NEW idiot in the White House!"), there's an article that gives examples of "How George W. Bush Stacks Up Against the Other 42 U.S. Presidents"-- among others, it turns out GWB's better than Washington, Van Buren, Eisenhower, and Gore, but worse than Madison, Lincoln, Truman, and Clinton. Plus, the issue features a cover article comparing the Bush administration to the characters of Dr. Seuss, like so:
“Your tactics only aid terrorists, for they erode our national unity and diminish our resolve. They give ammunition to America's enemies, and pause to America's friends."
--Attorney General John Ashcroft, December 6, 2001
“SILENCE!” The King of the Turtles barked back.
“I’m king, and you’re only a turtle named Mack.”
You stay in your place while I sit here and rule."
--“Yertle the Turtle”
--------
“You can't distinguish between al-Qaeda and Saddam when you talk about the war on terror. And so it’s a comparison that is-- I can’t make because I can’t distinguish between the two, because they’re both equally as bad.”
--President George W. Bush, September 25, 2002
“Whether this one was that one... or that one was this one
Or which one was what one... or what one was who.”
--“The Sneetches”
Tsk, tsk. Why do those guys at MAD hate America so much?
--Des
(Now watch those newsstand sales skyrocket!)
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