Debate transcript from a parallel universe

SCHIEFFER: As I was driving in tonight one thing occurred to me: All three of us are surrounded by strong women. What the hell are we doing up here? Why aren't they running the country?

KERRY: Bob, it's true that I am married. She's my second wife, to be precise. Can't recall her name at the moment, but she's fully funded. And I've got two beautiful daughters. Heterosexuals, both of them.

Thanks to David Brooks in the NY Times for today’s spit-take.

[Cross-posted on Blogs for Bush]