Success must be punished

Business Pundit commits liberal heresy: “Most people who do well in this society either 1) took a significant risk that others weren't willing to take or 2) did something to improve the lives of many people. In other words, your net worth has at least a loose correlation to the value you have provided society.”

Oh Rob, don’t you know it’s established fact that the “rich” only gain wealth through skullduggery and they simply don’t pay their fair share in taxes? We have a duty to redistribute that wealth!

Disclaimer: the preceding does not apply to trial lawyers or ketchup heiresses.