Let's check in on the "defund police" capital of America

The Oregonian: "REI to close only Portland store, citing break-ins, theft."

REI is the latest major retailer to close Portland stores, and the highest-profile among them to publicly blame theft as the reason. Nike closed one of its Portland stores to public access, telling city officials the closure was due to shoplifting. Walmart also recently closed its only two Portland stores for underperformance.

Chicago: "Hold my beer."