Ronald Reagan started his speech about the Challenger explosion by saying how it had forced him to change the speech he'd intended to give, and then talked about how sad Nancy Reagan was before saying the name of a single astronaut. Shameful! The last paragraph of Reagan's "tear down this wall" speech referred to himself eight times. Revolting! In his "only thing we have to fear" speech, Franklin Roosevelt mentioned himself four times in just the first sentence. What an egomaniac! George Washington mentioned himself around 100 times in his farewell address. Okay, we’ll let 50 or 60 of those me-bombs slide, since it was a farewell, but as for the rest... jeez, enough already! Here's a one-dollar bill for you to kiss. Now, can’t we move on to more serious microanalysis... like THIS shocking photo? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/John_Kennedy,_Nikita_Khrushchev_1961.jpg/250px-John_Kennedy,_Nikita_Khrushchev_1961.jpgUnbelievable! Kennedy is totally bowing! And though I’m no lip reader, it sure looks like he’s apologizing for America.
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