Monday, November 15, 2010

Derek doesn't like the new TSA procedure


Jeffrey Goldberg has a great suggestion for National Opt-Out Day (November 24th): kilts. If I could make a "Spinal Tap"-inspired suggestion, I'd go for the cucumber wrapped in aluminum foil. That will make for an interesting X-ray picture.

(Disclaimer: do not wrap anything in aluminum foil and put it in your underwear. That is all.)

1 comment:

Cargosquid said...

Only if you wear the kilt in the traditional manner. Don't forget the blue ribbon.