Secret spice #7: Soylent Green!?!

By a long shot, this is the weirdest story today. From the Boston Globe: "Colonel's secret recipe in safer vault" Thank heaven!

Colonel Sanders's handwritten recipe for fried chicken was back in its Kentucky home yesterday after five months in hiding while KFC upgraded security around its top corporate secret.

Nothing went afoul when the recipe was returned from an undisclosed location to KFC's headquarters late Monday in a lockbox handcuffed to the wrist of a security consultant.

Did you catch that: "afoul"? Oh, Associated Press.