Really it's not that difficult to scoop Drudge. He's been phoning it in for a few years now. OTH, I don't see the report on the CNN or FOX sites. Hmmm.
Did you hear? It's all over the rightwing blogs. Former CIA officer Mary McCarthy donated to the Kerry campaign. They're right to be angry; it's an outrageous conflict of interest. I hope Press Secretary Snow blasts her!
Amid rampant speculation, it is rumored that Fox News and the Bush administration will be collaborating on a new program direct from the White House. An unnamed Fox source has confirmed the speculation and has provided some further information to Thought Theater. Bucking the trend towards reality based programming; the show is expected to be loosely based upon the selective facts surrounding the internal workings of the President and his policy operatives. The source went on to say that the program will have a superficial talk show - game show format where reporters will be allowed to ask questions and then each member of the White House Press Corp will use a hand-held device to vote on whether they believe the answers that Tony provides. Once the question and answer session is completed, the reporter with the most correct votes will enter a soundproof booth with Helen Thomas.
Helen will be wired with a microphone. Tony then turns on Helen’s mic and allows her to ask a question. Once the question has been asked, the Press Corp votes again on whether the question should be allowed or whether the winning reporter in the sound booth should bitch slap Helen and end her questioning. The unnamed source, when pressed, refused to acknowledge that the tabulation system had been provided by Diebold. At that point Brit Hume’s voice was overheard in the background calling for security. The phone then went silent. Efforts to contact (Juan) the source have since failed.
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Really it's not that difficult to scoop Drudge. He's been phoning it in for a few years now. OTH, I don't see the report on the CNN or FOX sites. Hmmm.
Probably one of the best second-term upgrades in any position in any modern administration, ever, if true.
Did you hear? It's all over the rightwing blogs. Former CIA officer Mary McCarthy donated to the Kerry campaign. They're right to be angry; it's an outrageous conflict of interest. I hope Press Secretary Snow blasts her!
Probably one of the best second-term upgrades in any position in any modern administration, ever, if true.
Most definitely. Also, the Titanic looks 50 times nicer with the deck chairs moved over there.
Hey Anon, scroll down for all my Mary McCarthy posts.
Amid rampant speculation, it is rumored that Fox News and the Bush administration will be collaborating on a new program direct from the White House. An unnamed Fox source has confirmed the speculation and has provided some further information to Thought Theater. Bucking the trend towards reality based programming; the show is expected to be loosely based upon the selective facts surrounding the internal workings of the President and his policy operatives. The source went on to say that the program will have a superficial talk show - game show format where reporters will be allowed to ask questions and then each member of the White House Press Corp will use a hand-held device to vote on whether they believe the answers that Tony provides. Once the question and answer session is completed, the reporter with the most correct votes will enter a soundproof booth with Helen Thomas.
Helen will be wired with a microphone. Tony then turns on Helen’s mic and allows her to ask a question. Once the question has been asked, the Press Corp votes again on whether the question should be allowed or whether the winning reporter in the sound booth should bitch slap Helen and end her questioning. The unnamed source, when pressed, refused to acknowledge that the tabulation system had been provided by Diebold. At that point Brit Hume’s voice was overheard in the background calling for security. The phone then went silent. Efforts to contact (Juan) the source have since failed.
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