Monday, January 16, 2006

Resolved – The Democrats are like two-year-olds who sit in front of those toy car dashboards, turning steering wheels that control nothing, and honking their horns every once in a while so that you’ll know they’re there.

Yes, yes, big boy. We see you. Very nice honking.

8 comments:

Reliapundit said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HIGH-LARIOUS!
great! exactly right!

Anonymous said...

Yes, it is sooo true. The car is veering out of control and the Dums think they can save the day! What a laugh. They won't be laughing when they are laying dead in the ditch!
Here are some more toys for the little babies:

http://tinyurl.com/ayz3l

Anonymous said...

Fabulous analogy for the usual circle jerk!

I wonder who'd be the abusive step-parent who squanders the child's college fund on a binge?

JoeFriday said...

funny comparison.. altho I prefer to think of the Democrats as 2nd graders on a family bike outing, riding a 'tag-a-long' child carrier that is essentially a half-bike attached to the back of an adult bicycle

the Democrat/child has handlebars to give him the illusion of control, and pedals to spin his heels while the Republican/adult puts in the effort to go places

once there, the Democrat/child will proudly say "look how far I went!" as the Republican/adult smiles politely

Unknown said...

Now THAT was LAUGH-OUT-LOUD funny!! Great analogy!

Whew! I needed that!

They're also unable to put together coherent statements like most of the faux-drivers in that age bracket.

Anonymous said...

That's great!! It's like when your kids are yelling "Daddy, daddy, daddy, DADDY...daddy!" while you're on the phone.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, while you're on the phone!!! Or, while you're crippling the economy for a grudge war while claiming to be a fiscal conservative, and creating a generation of fresh terrorists just like the 2-year-old was saying you would!!!!!!! Isn't one-party rule just the funniest thing ever???!?!??!??!?!?

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