Thursday, April 01, 2004

Hepped up on goofballs

From Fox News: “After shoulder surgery, pill-poppin’ Kerry succumbs to Queen Morphia

The four-term Massachusetts senator planned to be off the presidential campaign trail for the remainder of the week. Dr. Bertram Zarins, chief of sports medicine at Massachusetts General Hospital, said Kerry would be in pain for a few days and probably would need an ice pack and narcotic painkillers.

(Disclaimer: Headline recalled from memory and may not be exactly accurate)

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