I am the elephant: Coup Coup, Katchoo!

The despair is thick at the open thread on the DNC’s blog Kicking Ass today after losing Kentucky and Mississippi last night:

See, the Republicans actually did the coup thing in 2000. And the California Recall? Coup. And the Clinton Impeachment? Attempted Coup.

But, you see, the problem for the Democrats is that we Republicans simply refuse to be logical:

We beat them hands down when they are being logical, because our arguments are logical. But when they are acting like fourth graders, it is more difficult to have a rational discussiion [sic] with them.

I know you are, but what am I?