You don't hate the media enough

You think you do, but you don't.  Ace: "The New York Times Whines That an Illegal Alien Was Deported After 21 Years (Cue the Violins) "to a 'Home' He Barely Knew"."

Spoiler alert: this illegal served 15 years for kidnapping, a fact buried in the story with a throwaway line about a "kidnapping conviction he disputed."

This would be the first time in the history of the world a criminal said he didna do nuffin.