This was written by a grown man

I had to check but apparently Dan Froomkin is not a sophomore at Oberlin College.  He's a man (allegedly) who wrote this childish temper tantrum over the Trump White House banning the Associated Press: "How the White House press corps should respond to the banning of the Associated Press."

Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of ineffectual foot-stamping and moral solipsism.  Legal action?  OMG, don't threaten me with a good time, Dan.