Monday, January 09, 2023

Man gives hundredth interview whining about loss of privacy

Ace: "Harry Markle Will Be Excluded from Charles' Coronation After Continuing Attacks on Royal Family Made in Quickie Cash-In Book, Spare."

It's been said that a true friend will tell you what you don't want to hear.  I don't think Prince Harry has a single friend to pull him aside and tell him how self-destructive his behavior is in the eyes of the world.

Save your money, Harry.  This book deal will be your last cash cow.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Save your money, Harry. This book deal will be your last cash cow.


A $20 million advance, not including royal royalties, is a nice cash cow.

400,000 copies sold in one day. Reportedly the second biggest launch for any author, outsold only by the last few Harry Potter books.

It just had to be a success. Otherwise His Highness would need to clip coupons on his previous last cash cow, the $100 to $150 million Netflix deal.

Harry's $15-$25 million agreement with Spotify covers incidentals. The deals with Oprah Winfrey's company and the Harry Walker speaking agency (Obama, Tom Brady, Lin-Manuel Rivera, Boris Johnson, Serena Williams, Stephen Colbert, Julie Andrews, Bono), those are for fun money.