Must love dogs - I have a standing bet with a guy at work (for a Coke) that Michael Vick will never, ever return to the NFL after serving his sentence for running dog fights.  Well the guy's putting on the suit of contrition: "Vick to work with Humane Society."

Yeah, that's not going to do it.  No team is going to take this guy just to see the field littered with hundreds of Milk Bones thrown by angry spectators.