A conspiracy so deep - Ramesh Ponnuru: "A lot of lefty pundits have been criticizing Barack Obama for suggesting that maybe something needs to be done about Social Security. Joe Conason joins the bandwagon, suggesting that the program's fiscal problems exist only in conservative "propaganda." The conspiracy must be pretty vast, including as it does the CBO, GAO, the program's trustees, and officials in the Clinton administration—all of whom have said repeatedly that the program has a shortfall."

Oh, there are plenty more of us Illuminati working on the great Social Security conspiracy. We're everywhere...boo!