This is a Janet Jackson free zone

Apparently, I’ve made a huge mistake by not talking about Janet Jackson’s boob. Although I try to stay a-breast of current events and the tit-for-tat of blogger punditry, I just didn’t see any point of talking about Janet Jackson. Plus, I think it’s hypocritical to try to boost traffic by writing about Janet Jackson, or Britney Spears, or Paris Hilton. Or any other kind of sexy sex topics. Especially Janet Jackson.