President Biden is going to be crushed by the most mellifluously skilled orator of our era. Exactly like he was in 2020.
His articulate opponent:
“Just this week it was reported that an illegal adlinurthin — and you just look at thisss, what's happening.”
“And we’ll bring crime. [pause] Back. [pause] Tooo. Law and order.”
“You can’t have. An election in the middle of. A political season we just had Super Tuesday. And we had a Tuesday after Tuesday already.”
“This is all about election interference this is all. Biden-run. [pause] Things. Meaning Biden and his thugs, because I don’t know if he knows he’s alive.”
“That’s not even a crime. We’re being tried for something that’s not even a crime they say at most it’s a misdemeanor.”
“Master Lock closed down I used to use Master Lock all the time when I was a little child I’d take Mashter Lock ad doom beeng nace lots of nice little pp... puzzles you put ‘em together.”
No typos. Just a precise transcription of Trump's, er, words?
President Biden is going to be crushed by the most mellifluously skilled orator of our era.
ReplyDeleteExactly like he was in 2020.
His articulate opponent:
“Just this week it was reported that an illegal adlinurthin — and you just look at thisss, what's happening.”
“And we’ll bring crime. [pause] Back. [pause] Tooo. Law and order.”
“You can’t have. An election in the middle of. A political season we just had Super Tuesday. And we had a Tuesday after Tuesday already.”
“This is all about election interference this is all. Biden-run. [pause] Things. Meaning Biden and his thugs, because I don’t know if he knows he’s alive.”
“That’s not even a crime. We’re being tried for something that’s not even a crime they say at most it’s a misdemeanor.”
And my favorite from this week:
ReplyDelete“Master Lock closed down I used to use Master Lock all the time when I was a little child I’d take Mashter Lock ad doom beeng nace lots of nice little pp... puzzles you put ‘em together.”
No typos. Just a precise transcription of Trump's, er, words?