Thursday, October 31, 2024

The Paper of Record

Babylon Bee: "Biden Calls On Deplorable Garbage Nazis To Tone Down The Rhetoric." 

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tim Walz:
"This dude is nearly 80 years old. He damn near killed himself getting in a garbage truck."

Anonymous said...

Also Tim Walz:
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout!"

Anonymous said...

Tim Walz damn near got himself killed when present at the Tiananmen Square protests in 1989.

Then he damn near got himself killed with his heroics while serving in Afghanistan as a Command Sergeant Major.

Still later, he damn near killed himself while driving drunk. This incident forced him to give up his head coaching duties at his high school.

Anonymous said...

So that means Trump didn't drag his bad leg on camera, struggle with a door handle, and almost fall over?

Why would Russia make a damaging deepfake video of their own flunky?

Anonymous said...

It means something about Tim Walz. I invite you to think long and hard about what that is.

Anonymous said...

Again, unable to defend Trump's physical ills without the official campaign talking points.

Speaking of long and hard...

Wow wtf is he doing
https://x.com/acyn/status/1852543627534414086


The answer: Meeting with Putin in Helsinki.

Anonymous said...

Oh, it's so important for you that Trump successfully climbing into a garbage truck cab be the same as any one of Biden's multiple slapstick faceplants. Your PTSD is showing.

Anonymous said...

At least we don't have to worry about Trump and Xi. With all the democrats surrounding Xi hoping for a moment of his attention to beg for CCP membership, Trump can't get within a hundred miles of him.