Derek doesn't like the new TSA procedure
Jeffrey Goldberg has a great suggestion for National Opt-Out Day (November 24th): kilts. If I could make a "Spinal Tap"-inspired suggestion, I'd go for the cucumber wrapped in aluminum foil. That will make for an interesting X-ray picture.
(Disclaimer: do not wrap anything in aluminum foil and put it in your underwear. That is all.)
Only if you wear the kilt in the traditional manner. Don't forget the blue ribbon.
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