The Superficial on Tara Conner’s retention of the Miss USA crown: “But the real moral of the story? You can do anything when you're pretty. Want to punch a fireman in the face? Go for it. Eat a bald eagle? Sure, why not. You've earned it.”
And when in doubt, go for the tears. Gets ‘em every time.
Eric, you ever read waiterrant.net? It's great. This incident reminded me of this post:
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If you're ever a little bit bored, just read through the archives there, some of his stories are great.
I'd give her the benefit of the doubt....every time.
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