Friday, April 07, 2006

Why the French are always angry at us

Here’s a list of the movies playing in the movie house across the street from my hotel in Strasbourg:

Big Momma’s House 2
Basic Instinct 2
Final Destination 3
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
16 Blocks

Coming soon: Mission Impossible 3

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:38 PM

    Are television stations over there also completely unhinged??

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  2. Anonymous3:58 PM

    Maybe if the French would make movies people enjoy instead of pretentious arthouse crap, more people would watch French movies.

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  3. Anonymous7:28 PM

    Zut alors! Well said, Anonymous! Of course, *I* despise the French because on every street corner stands a skinny adulterer wearing a shirt with horizontal stripes, carrying a long loaf of bread, followed by a sentient red balloon. C'est maddening!

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  4. Not one film starring Jerry Lewis or directed by Luc Besson.

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  5. If the red balloon isn't real then neither is Asterix or Obelix.

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