Xenu be praised! – Tomorrow’s episode of South Park will be hitting Tom Cruise’s crazy “religion” ( *cough* cult *cough* ) of Scientology. (Hat tip: Ryne)
Top Rumors About Tom Cruise (http://www.theonion.com/) 1. Sees the letter 'R' backwards. 2. Had self cloned so he could fellate self. 3. Is carved from soapstone. 4. Isn't terribly bright and gets talked into crazy, scam-artist pseudo-religions fairly easily. 5. Is heterosexual.
Great stuff from the Onion years ago.
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1. Sees the letter 'R' backwards.
2. Had self cloned so he could fellate self. 3. Is carved from soapstone.
4. Isn't terribly bright and gets talked into crazy, scam-artist pseudo-religions fairly easily.
5. Is heterosexual.