Thursday, September 15, 2005

TranscriptPresident Bush’s speech from New Orleans

I was zoning in and out during the speech but here’s what I came away with: an abnormal storm overwhelmed our normal capability to address the problem. So now we’re going to spend piles of money building the world’s largest sump pump to save a city that sits underwater. It would have been a much better speech if the President declared that the pork-laden transportation bill that just passed was going to have all it’s expenditures diverted to the Gulf Coast. [Chris Farley voice] "That would have been awesome." [/Chris Farley]

Follow-up – According to Lorie Byrd, hurricane survivors at the Astrodome praised Bush’s speech and blamed Nagin and Blanco. Uh-oh: an intern at ABC News is bound to lose his/her job for poor screening. (Free Republic caught it too).

More – Here’s the video of the exchange from the Political Teen: “Right after President Bush’s address to the nation last night, ABC reporter Dean Reynolds went out interviewing Katrina victims. He asked Bush-bashing baiting questions, however the woman he interviewed didn’t bite on to it.”

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:37 PM

    WERENT YOU SURPRISED THEY HADNT BEEN ARRESTED BY THOSE TEXAN HOGS DRIVING BY IN THE BACK-GROUND FOR ILLEGAL MASS OF PUBLIC OUTCRY AND FAILURE TO DISPEARSE FROM AN AREA THAT HAS BEEN DESIGNATED FOR MOTOR-VEHICLES?

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  2. Anonymous4:17 PM

    The way the government is spending money and as fast as the Chinese are providing it, it won't be long before we'll be speaking Mandarin.

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  3. Anonymous6:31 PM

    Don't worry, NPR managed to find people at the Astrodome who had nothing good to say about Bush and the speech. Guess they'll be keeping their jobs.

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  4. Anonymous1:21 PM

    Even Donna Brazil liked W's speech!!

    The End Times must be nigh.

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