Friday, July 09, 2004

Moronic Quote of the Day: "Because of Bush's tax cuts, I saved a million and a half in taxes last year. Does anyone think that's fair?" - Ben Affleck

Know what’s unfair, Ben? People still pay you large sums of money to “act” in movies while I toil away at my socially-useful job. Also, I haven’t slept with Gwyneth Paltrow (yet).
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:15 AM

    If Ben is so bent out of shape about his extra $1.5M, he should add it to his tax bill. Just make out his check to the IRS for an extra $1.5M. Problem solved.

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  2. Greg12:52 PM

    And there is nothing keeping him from writing a check to the federal government to be applied to the national debt -- or to the charity of his choice to do some direct good instead of passing threough the treasury.

    Or being suckered by another J-Lo.

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