Prude Kerry
(To the tune of “Proud Mary” by Credence Clearwater Revival)

Left a good job in the Senate
Workin’ every month for about a day
And I never missed from doing a favor
Then taking some cash from the AIG

Big Dig’s excavatin’
Prude Kerry keeps on takin’
Diggin’ diggin’ under Charles River

Cleaned out lobbyists in D.C.
Pumped a lot of hands up in Charlestown
But I never saw the good side of a kickback
‘Til I saw the Big Dig start boring down

Big Dig keeps on wreckin’
Prude Kerry keeps collectin’
Diggin’ diggin’ under Charles River
Diggin’ diggin’ under Charles River

If you come down to the Senate
Bet you’re gonna find a friend you can keep
But you need to worry, if you got no money
“Fighting special interests” don’t come cheap

Big Dig’s excavatin’
Prude Kerry keeps on rakin’
Diggin’ diggin’ under Charles River
Diggin’ diggin’ under Charles River

(Apologies to John Fogerty)