Lileks wishes you a Happy Screedy Thursday

Today in the Bleat, Lileks rains fire on Patrick Stewart and John Kerry, whom he describes as “a sopping-wet asbestos poncho.” Key excerpt:

I’m waiting for an ad that simply puts the matter plainly: who do you think Al Qaeda wants to win the election? Who do you think will make Syria relax? Who do you think Hezbollah worries about more? Who would Iran want to deal with when it comes to its nuclear program – Cowboy Bush or “Send in the bribed French inspectors” Kerry? Which candidate would our enemies prefer?

O the shrieking that would result should such an ad run. You can’t even ask those questions, even though they’re the most relevant questions of the election.

Emphasis in original. Read the whole thing, as they say.