I had no idea - John Cole states: “I hereby assert that Joshua Micah Marshall buggers young children. I have no documentation that he has done otherwise, although a lot of people claim he does not, I want to see the paperwork. Until he comes up with paperwork that he does not, in fact, bugger small tykes, the charges stand.”

Now that I think about it, I’ve never seen any proof that Terry McAuliffe doesn’t steal silverware every time he goes to the Olive Garden. Bastard.